Hand Of The Almighty - John R. Butler

"Hand Of The Almighty," by John R. Butler. (WARNING: CONTAINS PROFANITY - If you're easily offended, you may want to find something else to watch.) This is from "The Best of the Red Peters Comedy Music Hour, Vol. 1" This song is also known by the title "God Will Fuck You Up"

Lyrics:

Oh sinner do not stray
From the straight and narrow way
For the Lord is surely watching what you do
If you approach the Devil's den
Turn round don't enter in
Lest the hand of the Almighty fall on you

He'll **** you up (he'll **** you up)
Yes God will **** you up
If you dare to disobey his stern command
He'll **** you up (he'll **** you up)
Don't you know he'll **** you up
So you better do your praying while you can

Long ago a man named Lot
Had a wife he thought was hot
But she could not stop her black and sinful ways
You know it was her own damn fault
When God turned that bitch to salt
That's the way he used to work back in those days

He ****ed him up (he ****ed him up)
He really ****ed him up
When the people went and turned their backs on him
He can **** you up (he'll **** you up)
No shit he'll **** you up
Just like he ****ed the people up back then

I used to have a friend named Ray
Who walked that evil way
He cursed and drank and broke his neighbor's fence
You know Ray was full aware
That some sheep were over there
And he knew them in the Biblical sense

God ****ed him up (he ****ed him up)
He went and ****ed Ray up
Went and paid him back for all his wicked sins
He ****ed him up (he ****ed him up)
Fucked that boy completely up
Now he's married to a Presbyterian